Abracadabra
by: Schvach Yid

Hey, where did my hit counter go? It's gone - all by itself, and I was just getting used to it.
Has anyone seen it? Please let me know. I'd offer a reward, but I'm not that desperate, I mean,
like, it's not as though it's cute or anything. It wasn't like a pet pooch. It had just moved in, and had become a part of the scenery. So please to keep a sharp lookout for a feral site counter, it
hasn't been vaccinated, and I don't want any tragedies, OK? Set up some sort of trap or something, you know.
And thank you for being you!